i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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