Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Damn victory sex feels great
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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