Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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