i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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