Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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