There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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