Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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