I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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