the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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