mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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