I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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