tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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