Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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