Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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