I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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