This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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