I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He passed out mid-signature
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I still have a little drunk in my system
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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