i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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