Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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