No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
