What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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