doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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