I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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