I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
third nipple confirmed
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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