First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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