I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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