i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
we're so committed to being not committed
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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