Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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