How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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