I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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