I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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