Whats the glycemic index on semen?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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