found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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