This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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