We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
