so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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