that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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