make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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