i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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