I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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