Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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