is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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