we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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