it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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