i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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