This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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