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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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