Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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