i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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