Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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